Clark and I went to the Sting and Annie Lennox show last night -- both gave tremendous performances, as near as I could tell. I'm not the most knowledgeable fan of either of these highly accomplished people, but I certainly enjoyed myself. Sting's rendition of Synchroncity II (the one about the clueless suburban middle-manager type, on the one hand, and the "something" crawling to the surface of a dark Scottish lake, on the other) connected my past with the present in a way that surprised me. I got that album from the Columbia Record and Tape Club for ONE CENT (or was it one-twelfth of one cent?), you know, but hadn't thought about the song more than superficially in years. I remember being impressed with myself as a kid for figuring out that the singer was Criticizing Society. But I worried about the people in the cottage when the monster crawled to the shore...Then, last night, there's Sting actually SINGING it, pretty far away but still in the same basic time zone. Plus I had some plastic opera glasses, so he looked somewhat closer. Anyway, it was quite wild. His eyes really sparkled as he sang (I could tell on the Jumbotron thing.). If that's just the stage lights, and not really passion for performing, do not tell me.
The knitting connection -- and there is one -- is that I knew we'd get to our seats plenty early, so I packed the sock I'm working on into my little purse. Bag search, pat down, Security Guard 1 does not like the look of the knitting needles. Asks Security Guard 2, who declines to allow them entry. A discussion ensues because, while it's been made clear that "missiles" are not allowed, knitting needles are not specifically prohibited, nor are they "missiles." Am I going to use the sock needles as mini-javelins? I realize, however, that they could conceivably deny me as well as my sock entry, so I turn on my heel to go.
"You could poke somebody's eye out!!" Guard 1 then yells, rather unnecessarily, really. I suppose that's true; I just hope they also caught all the pens and pencils that evil concert-goers were trying to sneak in. In any case, as far as I know everyone left the concert with the same number of eyes they entered with.
I meant to find one of those "Knitters are Not Terrorists" T-shirts today.